Chinese Throwing Gekko

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I have no words to describe this... none at all. Update: In tail-in mode, the Gekkos will chew through your opponent with maximum bitiness. In tail-out mode, the tails will lodge into your opponent, break off, and grow new gekkos on the inside. Update #2: I added mirrored versions so you can print them and glue them together for double the bitiness or tailiness. This also accommodates southpaws. Instructions 1) Scale appropriately -- the default might be a bit large. 2) Print. (Please post a picture if you do!) 3) Throw at opponent -- preferably one who is insured by Progressive or State Farm.