E-Vise V1

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Here at FFFTech, we need help holding things steady, as we drink copious amounts of coffee. (WE GET THE DAMN JITTERS!) With SO much caffeine, shaky hands become jazz hands pretty quick. With that in mind, our bumbling engineers took to the task of designing a simple yet effective vise. Yes my loyal customer! Now YOU can have the AMAZING, and "Completely Original" E-Vise V1! No other vise comes close to this bad boy! It's patent pending "Screw and Jaw" design that NOBODY (Insert sarcasm voice here) has made before helps hold a damn good grip on anything you're working on. Whether it be electronics development, wood working, hell even dildo designing; this vise holds it all! Some design features include: * Fully 3D printed, no hardware required! * Both jaws have horizontal & vertical grooves to aid in board design and repair. * Four screw mount slots for easy workshop mounting. * Simple to construct with little to no tools. We printed this in "You're gonna have to cut it off" Black, "My life is going nowhere" Grey, and "I KNEW there was pulp in this!" Orange. But you can print it in any color; from "Does this look infected?" Green, all the way to "The Short Bus" Yellow. So quit squeeze'n yer balls with yer hands, print an E-Vise V1, Today! (Yes... that's a pic of a vise in a vise) UPDATE: E-Vise V2 can be found at: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4375807