Epic Gamer Couch of Space and Time

sketchfab

This Gamer couch is guarranteed to win you any match that you play of any game ever in all of space and during all of time. Each cushion has been blessed by the gods, they were forged in the fiery pits of the underworld. Millions of wars have been fought throughout history just to obtain a single cushion. The frame of this couch has been infused with heavenly powers that allow you to crush your competition. Violence was started when this heavenly frame was created by the gods themselves. All througout history the peices of this couch have been seperated but finally, I the true owner of this Epic Gamer Couch, I have united all the pieces. With this I will finally be able to bring peace to the world, or just end it completely. hmu on ebay or craigslist if you want it. it goes from $5-$20 or just your best offer. if its not sold you can find it at your local Goodwill because my mom said its taking up to much room so I have to get rid of it or of my Xbox 360 and i really dont wanna get rid of my Xbox cuz its good