Flying Spaghetti Monster Glasses Holder

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So.. . . It has come to my attention that I am getting older and my arms appear to be getting shorter. I am (almost) ready to admit that I need reading glasses. But, I have a heck of a time keeping up with sunglasses, safety glasses, etc. The other day I saw a guy with a little magnetic clip on his shirt that he hung his glasses on and I though "Hey! .. . . that would be just the thing to help me keep up with the reading glasses that I don't need yet." And, I figure, it would be the perfect fashion counterpoint to my pocket protector. The magnets that I had on hand were .315" diameter and .120" tall. The little metal plate that backs it up was cut from a hunk of scrap I had laying around. So, Print this out and prove that the the benevolent Spaghetti Monster can heal the body. For I was (somewhat) blind but now I can see (fine print, distance is still fine).