handsome squidward / calamardo hermoso

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I was only 9 years old. I loved handsome squidward so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to handsome squidward every night, thanking him for the life I've been given. "handsome squidward is love" I say, "handsome squidward is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to handsome squidward. I called him a cunt. He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... It's handsome squidward! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for handsome squidward. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for handsome squidward. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please handsome squidward. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. handsome squidward looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all squid now." handsome squidward leaves through my window. handsome squidward is love. handsome squidward is life.