Print My Ugly Face

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These are 8 unique scans of my face, made with a Xbox Kinect. Print these out and stick them up wherever you like. Or use these faces to make other things. Help infect this world with my visage, part of my goal to be the most seen, least important person, ever! A nobody, no one knows, that's just everywhere, like gum on the collective shoe of humanity. Use my face in terrible or beautiful ways, based solely on who you are. Some uses: 1. Hide them in plain sight like graffiti. 2. Add a magnet and stick them on the metal door frames and window sills. 3. Hide single faces in nooks and crannies, check back in a few weeks to see if anyone noticed and threw them away. 4. Toss one under a couch or chair nobody cleans under, give them a fun surprise when somebody finally does. 5. Drop one into a tip jar, annoy somebody who thought you left money. 6. Strap one to a rocket, fire it into the cold, black, inky abyss of space. 7. Give them to children for Halloween, count how many get thrown back at your house in anger. 8. Donate them to Goodwill, see what they try to sell them for. 9. Lob one at somebody you don't know when their back is turned. 10. Sneak one behind the alter of a church or temple, steal prays for nefarious uses. 11. Write a tiny sticker with the words "If found return to this address for a reward", and use the address of complete stranger. Leave on a park bench, see what ensues. 12. Get a bumper sticker with the words, "I'm with stupid" and a big red arrow. Glue my face at the end of the arrow. 13. Give them as gifts to people you don't know. Don't explain why. Enjoy their puzzlement. Collect from trash later, do it again. Or for craft projects: 1. New Face of Hero toy 2. Face of Monster toy 3. Face of robot for robotics projects 4. DIY targets for plinking 5. Scarecrows for very tiny birds 6. The crest on the bow of a very small ship 7. Totem to scare away evil spirits 8. Replace face on Tomes the Train 9. Glue to back of Nike shoes 10. Fodder for custom shotgun shell 11. Glue to back of truck, just over truckballs. 12. Glue to back of truck, just under truckballs 13. Buy rose, cut off flower, place with face #PLEASE POST PICTURES OF MAKES! Eventually these faces will be part of a Kickstarter to get them made in million Zinc copies, so my ugly face will be numerous and even harder to destroy.