sauce bottle holder

cults3d

G'day folks have I got a deal for you. Have you spent thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours on a niche hobby and promised the missus "it'll save us money in the long run" ? Tired of needlessly wasting precious resources that could otherwise be salvaged? Well prepare your "I told you it'd be useful" speech and gather up your pretend tree hugger ego because have I got a beaut for you. Get ready to save your wallet and the Earth at least 0.2c, 2mL and 20 bottle farts at a time. For the almighty price of free, you too can enjoy this fine over-engineered gimmick that'll ensure you never waste of drop of man's greatest invention ever again. Prepare to be the hit at every sizzle with this fantastic conversation piece that'll draw your free-loading neighbours around like flies to a sheep's bum. This bad boy will whip up a snag to rival that of bunnings. Seriously the sauce from this fella will be so delectable you'll be putting it on your morning weetbix. Now you never have to hear the old lady whinge again about "something something stop putting empty bottles back in the cupboard". You can be sure when that bottle hits the bottom of the wheelie bin she'll be dry as a nun's hoo ha. So what are you waiting for mate? Hit up 3d fillies for a fresh spool and get the lads around for a barbie. Sink a few red tins and pass that dead horse around like she's going outta fashion Disclaimers: 1) may or may not actually improve the taste of sausages, make you any friends or improve your marriage 2) may or may not actually work with any sauce bottles other than the specific one in the picture 3) no it doesn't work in your fridge, please stop asking and immediately report to your nearest mental asylum 4) that's t o m a t o s a u c e to you yanks