The "Spatulater" (Pronounced: Spat you later!)

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Blofeld: So, Mr. Bond, you have two choices... you can either store your long utensils in a drawer, which will inevitably rearrange themselves to prevent you or your loved ones from opening it... Bond: You're a madman Blofeld! That's no way to store spatulas. We'll never get them out again when we need them. There's a better way... Blofeld: OR!!!! You may store them in a vase-like container, taking up critical counter space and inevitably falling over due to the utensils' high center of gravity. A ha.... A HA... A HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! BOND: What kind of choice is this Blofeld? Do you want me to beg for a better option? Blofeld: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to store them up high! <Bond quickly designs a holder that can be mounted on the side of your kitchen cabinet, never tipping over or taking up counterspace you need to be cleared when you wrestle your opponent around the kitchen. He wouldn't tolerate that level of disorganization, and neither should you.> Designed with two 1/4" diameter set of holes to allow bamboo skewers to properly orient the two sections, as well as screw holes in case hot glue doesn't give you the strength to hold all of your utensils/concealed weapons.