two-handed bottle opener

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There have been a few versions of a one-handed bottle opener. Everybody knows that two is better than one, so here a two-handed bottle opener. I think people didn’t really get this when i first uploaded this. So here a bit more explanation, as an iFAQ (imaginary FAQ). Q: Is this a joke? A: Yes. The question is, what kind of joke. Q: I knew it wasn’t a bottle opener. A: That’s not a question. Q: So this is not a bottle opener? A: No, it is. I use it to open bottles all the time. Q: How? A: GIYF One hint: you do have to use two hands, not just one hand and a stand. If you need a one-handed bottle opener, buy a grab opener. Q: Can’t i just use a folded meterstick or a cigarette lighter? A: Yes.