Wendy's: Suitor St. John Nobbs with Carrots Codpiece (Joke)

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///Caution THIS IS NOT ROBOTECH/// St. John "Nobby" Nobbs is untidy, smelly, and about the same height as a dwarf. Because of this and the fact that he is extremely ugly, he carries a certificate signed by the Patrician to prove that, on the testimony of his parents and the midwife who delivered him, he is probably a human being. A running joke is the inability of others to believe this, despite—or even because of—the evidence. In fact, Nobby was "disqualified from the human race for shoving". He always seems to have a cigarette butt about him, normally stowed behind his ear. Nobby was once thought to be the Earl of Ankh, but it was all a charade to make him king as he would be easier to manipulate than the 'real' heir in the form of Captain Carrot. Nobby may be a real nobleman, due to the amount of family heirlooms he has not mentioned to any other person. On the other hand, the Nobbses have stolen so much stuff over the years that, as Vimes has said, "you could probably prove Nobby was the Dowager Duchess of Quirm". - Wiki Wendys' Suitor (Joke) by https://www.thingiverse.com/COLOR3DJP/about : St. John Nobbs dreams to capture Wendys' Heart by acquiring the Kings Jewels and Captain Carrots' Codpiece. Only time can tell but we are not holding our breath. He/it also is attempting to stomach eating squid but he has yet to master keeping it down. Search: "Wendy's" to see...